Aaaw, look at the cute little kitten. Look at his nice fluffy fur. Look into his pretty blue eyes. Focus and concentrate. Feel yourself getting the urge to buy a collection of slightly spooky stories. That’s it, click on the link – you know you want to…

OK, that’s enough now. Go read your books. Stop looking at the kitten. If you stare into those eyes too long, you’re in danger of buying the entire set of slightly spooky stories.

What do you think his name is?